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Post by TheOnly on Jun 19, 2006 14:59:06 GMT 7
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Post by violeteclipse on Jul 16, 2006 12:43:05 GMT 7
Awesome! I'm already nominated!
Then I'll have to point you all to the Humanaught's blog. (www.thehumanaught.com/blog/)
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Post by the Admiral on Jul 20, 2006 10:06:44 GMT 7
Congrats violeteclipse! Good Luck!
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Post by KAT on Aug 18, 2006 7:53:55 GMT 7
I'd like to nominate The 88s to the humor list. Even if every other entry on his blog were humorless - His "In Lawed" postings are so d**n funny he should win hands down!
KAT
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Post by KAT on Aug 18, 2006 7:56:46 GMT 7
OOOPPPSSS!!!!
I forgot to post the required joke! Here it is! KAT
> The Horth Withperer . . .
>
> A guy calls his buddy, who is a horse rancher, and says he's sending a
> wealthy but eccentric friend over who may want to buy one of his
> horses.
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> His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"
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> That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
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> So, the midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he's looking for
> a male or female horse.
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> "A female horth," the midget says.
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> So the rancher shows him his prized filly.
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> "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?"
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> The rancher picks up the midget and holds him up to the horse's face
> where the midget gives the horse's eyes the once over.
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> "Nith eyeth, can I thee h er earzth?"
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> So the rancher picks the little fella up again and shows him the
> horse's ears.
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> "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"
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> By this time, the rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off but he picks
> the midget up once again and shows him the horse's mouth.
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> "Nice mouf, can I see her thingy?"
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> Really mad at this point, the rancher lifts the midget up by his arms
> and rams the midget head first up the horse's thingy, pulls him out and
> then slams him on the ground.
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> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
> "Perhapth I should
> rephrase my request . . . can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"
>
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Post by KAT on Aug 18, 2006 8:04:22 GMT 7
Great.  Apparently this things cleans up the language in the post. it substituted "thingy" for the correct (albeit vulgar) word, thus ruining the punchline.  The correct word rhymes with "trot" and refers to the girl thingy. |
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Post by KAT on Aug 18, 2006 8:13:41 GMT 7
((((sigh)))) it even changes the correct anatomical reference to "thingy". A word I've never used to refer to any body part whether it was in a sexual or anatomical context. Fine. Here's a completely clean one:
Scenario:
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling atthe same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Answer:
You're drunk ............. Get off the children's Merry Go Round.
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Post by KAT on Aug 18, 2006 9:52:23 GMT 7
I'll try this one more time: I'd like to nominate the88s for most humorous blog. Here is the link: the88s.blogsome.com/ |
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Post by J on Aug 31, 2006 0:08:45 GMT 7
I'd like to second 88's nomination and also like to nominate "Big Trouble in Little China"--hysterical slice of life blog from that brings a New Yawk sensibility to Peking life. It's at www.thewhiskeydragon.net/ |
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Post by ghfgh on Oct 4, 2006 14:22:26 GMT 7
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Apparently this things cleans up the language in the post. it substituted "thingy" for the correct (albeit vulgar) word, thus ruining the punchline. 
The correct word rhymes with "trot" and refers to the girl thingy.